HotFlirtSybil

 I like Jazmin Bean but I can't call Jazmin "they" or understand the non-binary thing in that case. She seems so feminine, so womanly, so all-woman, that I just can't help but believe her insisting on "they/them" is a fad thing. I mean this is someone who was obviously born female and spends about 3 hours a day on makeup and dresses in a super-feminine style. 

 I actually like this guy & look forward to doing his scenarios. I've really got to show my acting chops when this fellow calls. I have to sound desperate & terrified. He always compliments me & says I give him what he wants. His scenarios are very complex. Really, this guy could write for Law & Order SVU. Heck, now that I think of it -- maybe he does! Who knows? After all, I just talk with him on the phone.

 In America, you can only legally marry 1 person at a time. But when someone marries someone who is a conjoined twin, don't they AUTOMATICALLY marry both of them? This is especially true if the conjoined twins share genital and reproductive systems. Abby Hensel just got married. But didn't her husband automatically in fact marry her twin Britney as well? After all, they have the same genital system! When he has sex with Abby, he is having sex with Britney, too.  Want to get a threesome? Marry one of a conjoined twin and it is of necessity a threesome. 

 Is there anything more daring in today's America than race play? It breaks thru modern taboos. But let's face it: America is still obsessed w/race & so is much of the world. Isn't it inevitable that such an obsession would seep into human sexuality? Humans are constructed in such a way that anything taboo or forbidden can become a turn-on. N-word and K-word are among the most taboo terms in today's world. Could that be why they are also a turn-on for many people?

I had a caller on my phone flirting job who wanted, and got, a shrinking fantasy. We shrunk famous people into tiny doll-sized humans and played with them. Then we swallowed the poor things and they dissolved in our stomachs! Creative! 

 I'm gonna whoop yr redneck ass/Take you out like a piece of white trash." Does anyone else automatically think of a Jerry Springer episode when hearing Hannah Dasher's "Redneck Ass"?

 Given the extreme privacy and sense of embarrassment linked to waste elimination, it's inevitable that many people eroticize it. Human beings seem to be constructed in a way that makes anything shameful or forbidden become sexual to some individuals.

 I got a call fr/an adult baby. I luv those adult babies! He reminisced about how his Mommy kept his young and helpless, in diapers and with a pacifier. I hope I will turn into his new Mommy. It's so much fun to tell a grown man to wear a diaper, get a pacifier, put on booties and bibs. It's also a lot of fun to tell him to spank himself and count out the number of spanks. Boy, I hope he calls again soon!

I can understand the balloon fetish. Balloons are so simply, yet so simply beautiful. The way they float and bounce thru the air is a kind of symbol of freedom. And freedom connects well w/sensuality & sex. Don't you think so?

One of my fav callers really challenged me w/the last call. I played a chick w/a dick! I dominated the man and told him 2 kiss my feet, then work his way up. We imagined that I fucked w/my thick 7 inches & then my husband came on the scene and we both fucked him at the same time, 2 dicks up his asshole. He came gloriously!

 Many people who do phone flirtation draw lines. They won't do a rape scenario. They won't do a child molesting scenario. They won't do a murder scenario. One phone flirt said her lines were "shit and children." I have a firm policy: no limits -- on the phone. Now, that's very different from real life. There's no way in hell I'd help commit a real life sex crime. But the fact is that phone flirtation is . . . on the phone . It's not real but just fantasy. I will help anyone get off to a fantasy however bizarre or violent.

 

A caller asked this question. I had to think back to the time -- it had been a couple of years -- when I stepped on a thumb tack when i was barefoot and -- Ow! Ouch! -- my foot on the part right below the toenails went straight through the thumbtack! Blood gushed all over the carpet and I had to go to the hospital emergency room.  

 I really like cooking for my husband -- and myself too. I made a tender roast with onions, potatoes and carrots yesterday that we will eat later today. I is super tender and has a strongly nice flavor. I garlic in it and a bay leaf.

 

 

 I think it's fun to jut walk on a fellow. First, it's fun to just stand on a human body like it's a floor or a carpet. Walking on him and knowing he's getting horny makes it even better!

  He emailed me yesterday evening about what a good session we had. And we DID have an absolutely wonderful session!!!! I enjoyed telling him to spank himself and I enjoyed even more hearing the pained sound of the "ouches" he made when that wood struck his bare bottom. I'm a spanks-a-lot lady!

One of my favorite callers is a man who likes me to tell him he deserves a good, long, hard -- VERY hard -- spanking! Have you got a paddle? A good strong wooden paddle! Use it on your bad boy's butt and call out a number every time you swat yourself!  You know you deserve it! You know you need it! Swat! Swat! Swat!