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Balloon Fetishists

I can understand the balloon fetish. Balloons are so simply, yet so simply beautiful. The way they float and bounce thru the air is a kind of symbol of freedom. And freedom connects well w/sensuality & sex. Don't you think so?

Playing a She-Male

One of my fav callers really challenged me w/the last call. I played a chick w/a dick! I dominated the man and told him 2 kiss my feet, then work his way up. We imagined that I fucked w/my thick 7 inches & then my husband came on the scene and we both fucked him at the same time, 2 dicks up his asshole. He came gloriously!

About My Phone Flirtation Job

 Many people who do phone flirtation draw lines. They won't do a rape scenario. They won't do a child molesting scenario. They won't do a murder scenario. One phone flirt said her lines were "shit and children." I have a firm policy: no limits -- on the phone. Now, that's very different from real life. There's no way in hell I'd help commit a real life sex crime. But the fact is that phone flirtation is . . . on the phone . It's not real but just fantasy. I will help anyone get off to a fantasy however bizarre or violent.

Open Pussy Pic!

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You ever stepped on a thumb tack?

A caller asked this question. I had to think back to the time -- it had been a couple of years -- when I stepped on a thumb tack when i was barefoot and -- Ow! Ouch! -- my foot on the part right below the toenails went straight through the thumbtack! Blood gushed all over the carpet and I had to go to the hospital emergency room.  

I Like Cooking For My Husband -- I Hope I'm Not Too Old-fashioned

 I really like cooking for my husband -- and myself too. I made a tender roast with onions, potatoes and carrots yesterday that we will eat later today. I is super tender and has a strongly nice flavor. I garlic in it and a bay leaf.

Me in my birthday suit

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