I like telling a caller to spank himself!

One of my favorite callers is a man who likes me to tell him he deserves a good, long, hard -- VERY hard -- spanking! Have you got a paddle? A good strong wooden paddle! Use it on your bad boy's butt and call out a number every time you swat yourself! 

You know you deserve it! You know you need it! Swat! Swat! Swat!