HotFlirtSybil

I had a caller on my phone flirting job who wanted, and got, a shrinking fantasy. We shrunk famous people into tiny doll-sized humans and played with them. Then we swallowed the poor things and they dissolved in our stomachs! Creative! 

 I'm gonna whoop yr redneck ass/Take you out like a piece of white trash." Does anyone else automatically think of a Jerry Springer episode when hearing Hannah Dasher's "Redneck Ass"?

 Given the extreme privacy and sense of embarrassment linked to waste elimination, it's inevitable that many people eroticize it. Human beings seem to be constructed in a way that makes anything shameful or forbidden become sexual to some individuals.

 I got a call fr/an adult baby. I luv those adult babies! He reminisced about how his Mommy kept his young and helpless, in diapers and with a pacifier. I hope I will turn into his new Mommy. It's so much fun to tell a grown man to wear a diaper, get a pacifier, put on booties and bibs. It's also a lot of fun to tell him to spank himself and count out the number of spanks. Boy, I hope he calls again soon!