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My Rape Scenario Caller

 I actually like this guy & look forward to doing his scenarios. I've really got to show my acting chops when this fellow calls. I have to sound desperate & terrified. He always compliments me & says I give him what he wants. His scenarios are very complex. Really, this guy could write for Law & Order SVU. Heck, now that I think of it -- maybe he does! Who knows? After all, I just talk with him on the phone.

Marrying A Conjoined Twin

 In America, you can only legally marry 1 person at a time. But when someone marries someone who is a conjoined twin, don't they AUTOMATICALLY marry both of them? This is especially true if the conjoined twins share genital and reproductive systems. Abby Hensel just got married. But didn't her husband automatically in fact marry her twin Britney as well? After all, they have the same genital system! When he has sex with Abby, he is having sex with Britney, too.  Want to get a threesome? Marry one of a conjoined twin and it is of necessity a threesome. 

Race Play

 Is there anything more daring in today's America than race play? It breaks thru modern taboos. But let's face it: America is still obsessed w/race & so is much of the world. Isn't it inevitable that such an obsession would seep into human sexuality? Humans are constructed in such a way that anything taboo or forbidden can become a turn-on. N-word and K-word are among the most taboo terms in today's world. Could that be why they are also a turn-on for many people?

Shrinking Fantasy Caller

I had a caller on my phone flirting job who wanted, and got, a shrinking fantasy. We shrunk famous people into tiny doll-sized humans and played with them. Then we swallowed the poor things and they dissolved in our stomachs! Creative! 

Hannah Dasher & "Redneck Ass"

 I'm gonna whoop yr redneck ass/Take you out like a piece of white trash." Does anyone else automatically think of a Jerry Springer episode when hearing Hannah Dasher's "Redneck Ass"?

Toilet Slave Caller

 Given the extreme privacy and sense of embarrassment linked to waste elimination, it's inevitable that many people eroticize it. Human beings seem to be constructed in a way that makes anything shameful or forbidden become sexual to some individuals.

Adult Baby Caller

 I got a call fr/an adult baby. I luv those adult babies! He reminisced about how his Mommy kept his young and helpless, in diapers and with a pacifier. I hope I will turn into his new Mommy. It's so much fun to tell a grown man to wear a diaper, get a pacifier, put on booties and bibs. It's also a lot of fun to tell him to spank himself and count out the number of spanks. Boy, I hope he calls again soon!